****IMPORTANT BULLETIN****
Time is running out!
Don't miss this fantastic insane opportunity!
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Catch svelte scenic views of BUTALIST TRENTON STATE PRISON, a losing-teams BELOW-AVERAGE AMATEUR-LEAGUE ARENA, DIRTY SCREECHING TRAIN TRACKS, and an EAR-SPLITTING 5 LANE HIGHWAY. Not to mention the area's hip and happening GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES, MIS-LOGO'd WATER TOWER, BUZZING POWER LINES, SEMI-TRAILER PARKING AREA, FAST FOOD JOINTS and DILAPIDATED BUILDINGS.
Imaging WAKING UP to the disturbing noises of EAR-SPLITTING HEAVY HIGHWAY TRAFFIC, BOOMING GUNSHOTS, BUSY TRAINS, BLARING PRISON ALARMS, SCREAMING STEAM EXHAUST VENTILATION, and LOUD DRUNK SPECTATORS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Just think...You too can experience the WASTE REFUSE of local VAGRANTS, ADDICTS SHOOTING and SNORTING UP DRUGS right next door, THUNDEROUS TRUCKS UNLOADING PRODUCE and ENGINES RUNNING 24/7 outside your window!!
With NO VEGETATED SPACE, NO PLANNED BENEFICIAL GROWTH, NO INNOVATION, and NOTHING NEW AT ALL, this "sustainable" development is sure to dig the ruts further and deeper than ever before into same-old same-old bland and boring ground; but hey, WHO REALLY CARES!!
Hurry, because LUXURY LOFTS are in such hot demand in these ECONOMICALLY STRESSED times that this opportunity won't last long. This is just what this City needs to bring YOUNG, WELL-EDUCATED, ENERGETIC people EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES - a simple, non-inventive, uncreative use for an amazingly opportunistic space.
Because there aren't already OVER 4500 RESIDENTIAL BUILDINGS waiting to be repaired, and $2200-$6000 PER MONTH is affordable in this BLIGHTED AREA.
Get in on the action while you still can!
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